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Facebook Status Fails

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Facebook has over 175 million active users.
Why?
Here’s a random sample of recent Facebook Status Updates…the kind I can live happily without:

  • I am having a catalog party to earn some free jewelry for my upcoming birthday this month! You are invited! Contact me for your link to shop! :0) Dana
  • Happy Monday to YOU
  • 99% of the failures come from people who have the habit of making excuses
  • WOW! ALREADY? Day 27 of 50 SPRING HEALTHY CHALLENGE. You can always JOIN US! Add your success updates on the daily Wall Post!
  • 10 things you might not know about eggs
  • $19.95 plus shipping and handling could make you a Millionaire
  • made it to 1,000 facebook friends!! Thanks everyone you’re the BEST!
  • RT @pixum #FollowFriday @blackberrypros @kexadur @alexlinebrink @Koufie @KenLittle @DFS_Ellen @PublishingGurus @DEFgraphics @payshel.
  • okay Ladies – Who here wears Mineral Makeup? I have been using this NEW brand for a couple of monhts and LOVE IT!!!
  • How to build a 3,000 member Friend list in 30 days.

Next time I’ll post a few truly interesting and useful facebook updates….yeah, right ;)

Stephan is abandoning his 11,027 Facebook Friends to their fates

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Microsoft Buys Facebook, Promises Improved User Interface

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[for release on 04-01-09]

News of Microsoft’s purchase of Facebook for an undisclosed sum rocked the online community today.
The blog-o-sphere has been all a-twitter for weeks on speculation that Rupert Murdoch was seeking additional financing to offer a premium stock swap plus cash for shares of Facebook.
Facebook users have already started 1,876 groups to protest the sale, threatening to take their profiles en mass to eHarmony.

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